the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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