when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
