So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Randomize