i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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