I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
This house was built for laser tag.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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