you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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