Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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