Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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