No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
it's like iHOP with fire
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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