"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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