You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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