Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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