My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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