Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
