Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
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