Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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