everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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