I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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