I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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