So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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