you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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