i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I just blew my weed a kiss
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
i believe in u and ur pee
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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