we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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