Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Randomize
