Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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