looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I need a beard to bite.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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