It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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