I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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