Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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