We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
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