She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I just sucked dick on a ferry
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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