I need help removing her.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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