I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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