I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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