lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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