i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
what is it with giant penises always finding me
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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