i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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