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So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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