I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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