We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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