i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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