I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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