sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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