$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
