Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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