do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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