Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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