i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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