is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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