dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Is Oprah even human
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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