You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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