This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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