Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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