is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
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Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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